1) Find my specs cause I seriously can't see anymore.
2) Dye my hair. Not cause I wanted something different or just for fun BUT to cover up my distinguished greying temples and other assorted wild grey hairs. (It is WAY to red right now by the way. I may have to go get some darker brown to tone it down some.)
If you need me I will be the one sitting in the corner rocking and mumbling about my lost youth.
That is all.